I have a quick question for you...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a walking weather encyclopedia? No? Shocking. I mean, who wouldn't want to know every possible detail about the temperature, humidity, wind speed, and cloud formations around them?

It's not like anyone has anything better to do with their time. And for those who only care about the basics like "is it raining" or "do I need a coat," don't worry - I've got you covered with a deluge of utterly useless information. Because, let's face it, who needs to know about the finer points of atmospheric pressure unless you're, I don't know, a meteorologist or something? So, to all you weather experts out there, you're welcome. For the rest of us, well, at least we know how to make small talk about the weather.